I Have 5 Screws… Don’t Try Me – Funny Statement Tee

Certified. Documented. Don't test it.

For the person who has been through surgery, has the hardware to prove it, and has absolutely zero patience left for nonsense. "I Have 5 Screws… Don't Try Me" is part warning, part badge of honor, and 100% accurate.

The perfect gift for the surgery survivor who healed their body but kept their sense of humor. Because if you can laugh about it, you've already won.

Details:

• Unisex sizing — fits true to size
• Soft, breathable cotton blend
• Bold, durable print
• Available in multiple colors

Plainly Said — wear what you mean.